Bertha Bacon
has a boyfriend
his fried eggs aren't enough.
He has sex with Bertha Bacon.
Can it be that he is strutting his stuff
Bertha is not happy
Her boyfriend is not all that
Bertha dreams of better love
A better boyfriend at that
All she has is her boyfriend
He is enough to make ends meet
But poor Bertha Bacon says
"he has sex but it's not right."
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